Perfect man

eh yes, the presentations were poorly made ! (" He is doing the dishes, clean and good food "). Because I am unfortunately also a big blundering !

On the menu, the kind of remark that could lead to disruptions or even murder (and and, you realizing it yourself). Answers too spontaneous and / or not enough thoughtful ? I do not know but I & rsquo; still have to go out in a good. C & rsquo; may be also to see that indescribable expression on the face of the Wicked (it's worth it despite his fury ! )

Here are my best lines (attention, I don & rsquo;'m not proud; j & rsquo; d have been obliged & rsquo; write this post after another gaffe) :

After a good half hour to put her pretty dress bought in Lisbon.

– It : how do you find me ?

– Moi : Uh ... well ... Not bad !

– It : But what do you think of my dress ?

– Moi : You would not just in there saucissonnée ?

Ok I know you should never make culinary references when talking about his beloved, especially no cold cuts !

Oh fabulous orange Zara shoes with a beautiful bride ! Moi, it does not like the masses (a pair of more, and then they are all the same to me)

– It : You like my new shoes ?

– Moi : Non. J & rsquo; not like.

AIE Aie Aie !!!! Never respond negatively about shoes and clothes; it must be my honest side. L & rsquo; interrogation begins, much like in court :

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Pourquoi ??

– Accused : J & rsquo; not like your shoes…

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Oui, j & rsquo; but I understood why ?

– Accused : Uhh…

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Alors, j’attends ?!

– Guilty : Bah, it looks like those of the drag queen in "La Grande Vadrouille" !

As you can see, j & rsquo; have great cinematic references. Malheureusement, c & rsquo; is & rsquo; m image & rsquo; crossed the & rsquo; mind when I saw. So we should never answer what you really think, j & rsquo; should have told him the color or shape, something technical…….

And no, all wrong my coco !!! The next time you refrain. If she chose, even if it escapes my great fashion sense, is that it is top trendy !

J & rsquo; also have a (unfortunate) tend to use an expression that the female does not seem to particularly enjoy when I am asked my opinion : “How are you”

When I told him that, she hears : bof, not terrible ! Whereas I mean simply that it goes well !! It n & rsquo; there is no muddy course in gender c & rsquo; is drinkable. We, men are basic : so use simple words.. (ouga ouga !! The wicked bridegroom out of his cave ! )

I will not argue, but the shoes and the clothes are just objects (to me anyway) and therefore in my opinion not worth it given too d & rsquo; importance.

Et finalement, we always keep the best for last here is the famous gaffe that m & rsquo; earned this post :

– It : That & rsquo; do you like most in me ?

– Moi : (mince, we must answer this question ? Alors, uh… quick,quickly find an answer or it will break loose ! ) Your knees ?

– It : What, t & rsquo; not like my knees, it means that I & rsquo; have knock knees ? J & rsquo; not have nice legs ?

– Moi : …..

So, d & rsquo; First Question & rsquo; was not : “I n & rsquo; not like” but “what I & rsquo; like the least” and then I do not see why I get asked this kind of question.

C & rsquo; is simply a huge trap ! If I do not answer it sulks, and if I answer too quickly is the drama ("It means that you have already thought about it") : with knees I had for two hours.

En fait, it n & rsquo; is that & rsquo; an answer to questions like this : – I t & rsquo; like honey, you are the most beautiful !!


Depuis, more than two years (if you follow), I live in a household 3 : my man, my blog and I. And it doesn & rsquo; has not always been peace at home…

My man s & rsquo; not interested in one second my blog : not curious for two pennies, it n & rsquo; would never, ever read my little shit, not even to read reviews, c & rsquo; was annoying so little curiosity in the end ! ( I'm so nosy it completely beyond me).

My man & rsquo; elsewhere, did not care blogs in general, even those who could l & rsquo; interest.

My man opened big eyes like that on seeing me stroll me in the code of my blog : he had the & rsquo; sometimes feel, to live with R2D2 (oui, I am also very small, and I hum).

And in fact…

My man did find a few blogs good for him, and even ended by s & rsquo; install its own google reader (M. Do, my man more you read my blog all pink, c & rsquo; is my big failure).

My man turns regularly Photographer anything that & rsquo; to me, foot c & rsquo; is, but c & rsquo; is a long time alone with this gear : at least & rsquo; man does what & rsquo; he is told. And talking with d & rsquo; other girls, I am far from & rsquo; being the only regularly use choupinet to press the trigger. And as it does the & rsquo; not delight every time, you often send full heart to him with eyes beating of cilia to convince.

Finalement, my man is here, acting in & rsquo; shadow, here and there making a micro appearance much like the woman & rsquo; a president except it n & rsquo; nothing to see (uh yes we do not take the same kind of decision the President and me…).

And then one day he m & rsquo; said : “oui, I know, j & rsquo; I read it on cashmere and silk“, j there & rsquo; have a good laugh, and I told myself that & rsquo; he had fallen into it well as it should and that m & rsquo; gave an idea (to be continued).

But still, Sometimes my husband would like his beloved d & rsquo; love passes a little less time with their PC… I'm a dirty geek, and c & rsquo; s too & rsquo; scam because I & rsquo; not like that when it was s & rsquo; is known (at the same time that the & rsquo; suits him well when I propose that & rsquo; it will mate all star wars). Excuse my love, but if c & rsquo; was not that it would be something else (silk painting, pottery, philately), you live with obsessive folledingue, you know :).