Perfect man

eh yes, the presentations were poorly made ! (" He is doing the dishes, clean and good food "). Because I am unfortunately also a big blundering !

On the menu, the kind of remark that could lead to disruptions or even murder (and and, you realizing it yourself). Answers too spontaneous and / or not enough thoughtful ? I do not know but I & rsquo; still have to go out in a good. C & rsquo; may be also to see that indescribable expression on the face of the Wicked (it's worth it despite his fury ! )

Here are my best lines (attention, I don & rsquo;'m not proud; j & rsquo; d have been obliged & rsquo; write this post after another gaffe) :

After a good half hour to put her pretty dress bought in Lisbon.

– It : how do you find me ?

– Moi : Uh ... well ... Not bad !

– It : But what do you think of my dress ?

– Moi : You would not just in there saucissonnée ?

Ok I know you should never make culinary references when talking about his beloved, especially no cold cuts !

Oh fabulous orange Zara shoes with a beautiful bride ! Moi, it does not like the masses (a pair of more, and then they are all the same to me)

– It : You like my new shoes ?

– Moi : Non. J & rsquo; not like.

AIE Aie Aie !!!! Never respond negatively about shoes and clothes; it must be my honest side. L & rsquo; interrogation begins, much like in court :

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Pourquoi ??

– Accused : J & rsquo; not like your shoes…

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Oui, j & rsquo; but I understood why ?

– Accused : Uhh…

– Counsel for the & rsquo; accusation : Alors, j’attends ?!

– Guilty : Bah, it looks like those of the drag queen in "La Grande Vadrouille" !

As you can see, j & rsquo; have great cinematic references. Malheureusement, c & rsquo; is & rsquo; m image & rsquo; crossed the & rsquo; mind when I saw. So we should never answer what you really think, j & rsquo; should have told him the color or shape, something technical…….

And no, all wrong my coco !!! The next time you refrain. If she chose, even if it escapes my great fashion sense, is that it is top trendy !

J & rsquo; also have a (unfortunate) tend to use an expression that the female does not seem to particularly enjoy when I am asked my opinion : “How are you”

When I told him that, she hears : bof, not terrible ! Whereas I mean simply that it goes well !! It n & rsquo; there is no muddy course in gender c & rsquo; is drinkable. We, men are basic : so use simple words.. (ouga ouga !! The wicked bridegroom out of his cave ! )

I will not argue, but the shoes and the clothes are just objects (to me anyway) and therefore in my opinion not worth it given too d & rsquo; importance.

Et finalement, we always keep the best for last here is the famous gaffe that m & rsquo; earned this post :

– It : That & rsquo; do you like most in me ?

– Moi : (mince, we must answer this question ? Alors, uh… quick,quickly find an answer or it will break loose ! ) Your knees ?

– It : What, t & rsquo; not like my knees, it means that I & rsquo; have knock knees ? J & rsquo; not have nice legs ?

– Moi : …..

So, d & rsquo; First Question & rsquo; was not : “I n & rsquo; not like” but “what I & rsquo; like the least” and then I do not see why I get asked this kind of question.

C & rsquo; is simply a huge trap ! If I do not answer it sulks, and if I answer too quickly is the drama ("It means that you have already thought about it") : with knees I had for two hours.

En fait, it n & rsquo; is that & rsquo; an answer to questions like this : – I t & rsquo; like honey, you are the most beautiful !!